The Mom Song!

I found this TOTALLY HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! Please watch ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!!

~Rachel~

Star Wars ~ Funny!

Just some funny Pictures I found.......

 

CINNAMINBUNS!

That is what your hair looks like!!!

~ Rachel~

Winning song, Jokes, and Other Things.

"One Thing" Won!! It got 11 Votes while WMYB got 9. The rest were all around 5 votes.

We actually haven't watched the "One Thing" Video in awhile. Caleb has had no need to! I kinda miss it in a way, But at the same time I'm glad we stopped watching it 24/7!

Anyway, some other stuff I got here...

Nice song: (By Bryan Adams :)

Do you guys know alot about Html? I don't, so my Mom sent me this link to a cool website that tells you all about it! its REALLY cool!
Here It Is :)

This is really funny! If you know at least alittle bit about The old Star trek Series and you have seen the new Star Trek movie, Then this is HILARIOUS!!!! If your parents have seen Star Trek, Show it to them!!

Couple More Jokes:

 Hillary dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter.  She notices that there are clocks everywhere.  She asks St. Peter why are there so many clocks here.  St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and that every time a person tells a lie, the clock ticks off one second.

St. Peter explains that the one clock has never moved because it belonged to mother Theresa and she never told a lie her whole life.  The next clock belonged to Abraham Lincoln and since he only told two lies his whole life, only two seconds had clicked.

Hillary asks, "Where is Bill's clock?"

St. Peter says, "Bill's clock is upstairs in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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Four boys were fishing.  As their boat rounded a point on the lake, they saw a man thrashing in the water.

With no hesitation, they jumped into the water and saved him.  It was not until they pulled him to shore that they noticed the man they had saved was President Barack Obama, who had slipped away from the Secret Service for a swim.

When President Obama caught his breath, he thanked the boys and offered them anything they wanted in return for saving his life.

The first boy thought about it for a while and finally answered. "I would like a presidential appointment to West Point so I can serve my country."

The next two boys thought that was a great idea, but one said he had always wanted to be a pilot so he would rather attend the Air Force Academy.  The third boy chose the Naval Academy.

The president turned to the fourth boy, who was still thinking.  Finally he answered, "Mr. President, I would like a burial with honors at Arlington National Cemetery"

The president was shocked and asked the boy why he would make such a request at his young age.

The boy replied, "Because when my father finds out I saved you, he is going to kill me!"

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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money", he demanded.

Indignant, the man replied, "Hey, watch it, I'm a United States Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.  Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.

About an hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and wads of money sticking out of his pockets.

"What happened?", asked Bill.

"Well, the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and her rich uncle gave me the money," said the driver.

" What did you tell them?", asks Clinton.

The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig."

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A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?"

"No," he replied. A whole lot of them begin with "If elected I promise…"

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One night Barack Obama was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

"George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Obama asked.

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.

The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.

"Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Obama asked.

"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.

Obama didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows.  It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.

"Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Obama asked.

Abe replied, "Go to the theater."

~Chilly~

I GOT MY NEW FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom Took me out last night! I only was able to get 2 fish becuase all the other ones were sick with Ick!!!!

I still didn't get any pictures of them, but here are some close pictures I found on the internet.

This one looks like Calvin:

Except "Calvin" Has Black Splotches on his body. PS: I think He is actually a girl, but I like the name Calvin, I named Him/her after Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"

Here is what my other fish looks like, Marble:

So there! I got 2. Oh, I hope to turn the 5 Gallon into a Gold fish Tank.

Well see!

Later Gang!

~Chilly~

Random Stuff My Dad AND My Sister Sent Me!

This is just stuff my sister sent me for fun...

I hate Snickers, I don't like peanuts,

 Did you guys ever watch "How To Train Your Dragon"?

 Hiccup: "Oh the gods hate me!"

Thor in picture #3: "Stop Tormenting the boy Loki!"

I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!

I Love the movie Sherlock Holmes

Har Har...

Now from my Dad....

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST

WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS:

• 25% of Democrats in this country are on medication for mental illness

That's scary...

• It means 75% are running around untreated!

Can you tell I'm Republican? :)

*~Chilly~*

Random Stuff My Dad Sent Me,

First of all, What do you guys think of this song?

I like it. Sorry Al, its not One Direction!

Now here is something else my Dad sent me, (He likes to send me stuff :)

I found it interesting,

Digital Forensics: 5 Ways to Spot a Fake Photo

Here is ANOTHER thing my Dad sent me!

Religion in the USA

Okay, that's really it.Oh, don't forget to vote on my side bar!!

Oh, and can you guys (all my viewers) Please do the reactions thing at the bottom of my posts! They're there for a purpose! So if you would please! :)

~Chilly~

My Dad was at it, AGAIN!

Sometimes, In the mornings, My Dad with give us a list of chores he wants done (Bring in fire wood, Clean bathroom, etc.) He usually will write them down, then leave for work.

Well, yesterday, He put this picture on the counter and told us to put some captions to it!! He got it out of the Merchandiser.

Here is what we came up with:

1~ While Preparing to play Cat's-Cradle, She realized she frogot the string.

2~ If Your Happy and you know it clap your hands...

3~ "Harry My Hands are FREEZING!!" (From the movie "Dumb and Dumber") 

4~ AHHHHHH!!!!!!! I forgot my Pants!

5~ Throw me the ball!!

6~ #1 Reason to never stick your toe in a Receptical!

Can you come up with one?

Which was your favorite?

~Raychill~

Harry Styles Won!

Congragulations Harry!

Harry: 11

Liam: 5

Louis: 5 

Niall: 3

Zayn: 2

This picture is my Dads personal favorite,

We think He looks like...well..he's taking something!

Its even worse when in the video "Stand Up" it shows this picture with him saying:

"You can call me a thief"

Stand Up

2:02~ Harry sings "You can call me a theif"

~Raychill~

Funny Pictures!

 

We (as in my family, especially my Dad) Think Niall acts alittle weird sometimes. Did you ever watch the video "One Thing?" Try just watching Niall. Pretend no one else is there. Just watch him. We couldn't stop laughing!

(PS:You may not find it as funny as we did,)

~RAYCHILL~

One Direction Day!!

Happy One Direction Day!!

So what type of shirt did you where? I wore this awesome striped green, collared shirt!!! This one I got of the internet. its almost the same. The colors arn't this dark. they are ALITTLE littler.

My sister Hannah wore a blue strped collared shirt, and my sister Rebekah

wore a super girl shirt. What does that have to do with 1D? Well, One the song "One
Thing" By 1D, Harry sings "Shot me out of the sky, Your my Krytonite." Get it? Super Girl?

Jacob Wore a Spider Man shirt. The connection? Also on "One Thing", They all sing "Now I'm climbing the walls" Get it?

Here is the  "One Thing" Video by One Direction,

~ 0:20 Harry sings "Shot me out of the Sky, Your my Krytonite"

~ 1:12: They sing "Now I'm climbing the walls..."

Soooooo.... what do you think Alyianna?

PS: I'm going out with my Mom to get some new fish tonight!!

 I can't wait,!! I'll tell you about it when I post next!

~Raychill~

My My Trip To Chuck.E.Cheese! (and a letter for my MOM!!)

I went to Chuck E cheese for the first time in my life!! I went with my Grandmother, Aunt, and Cousin. It wasn't as fun as I thought is would be, but it wasn't down right boring either. I got 151 tickets and got myself 4 toy spiders!!!

 (Let's see.... whose bed do I put them in? LOL :)

Here a Picture Chuck. E Cheese Drew of me!

PS: Those are sunglasses on the top of my head!

 BTW: This picture here is an older picture of me. I need to get my Mom to take another picture!! And that is what Part 2 of this post is about. If your name is Mom, (Or Jennifer, Jenny, Jen, Jennymiester, etc.) Continue to Post Part 2. If you name isn't Mom, (Or Jennifer, Jenny, Jen, Jennymiester, etc.) you can still read on and highlight this:  I hope this works! Cross your  fingers!!

Dear Mom,

I love you very much. You've got beautiful green eyes, nice smile, a cute dimple, and an Awesome Camra!  You know what? I'm willing to bet that your Camra is so good, that it would make you more beautifuler (Is that a word?) then what you already are! I mean it would really bring out your blue, I mean, green eyes!! You would look so awesome! So could you maybe get off your lovely computer, go over to the cabnit, get the camra, and give it to me so I can take a picture of you? (I say "I" because you may want me there for a particular reason)

I love you!

~Raychill

They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard!! ~ Song

This video is Soooooo funny!! I got it from Alyianna's blog Password to Middle Earth. It is a really neat blog!! and this is a REALLY funny song!!!

My Dad said he will never look at Legolas the same again!! LOL :)

~Raychill~ 

Abby Has A "Boyfriend!"

My little 5 year old sister Has a made up boyfriend!! I'm not sure why, but she is all into kisses and hugs! So she came up with her own boyfriend!! She said his name is "Drum". Here are the things she said about him:

~He has a Buzz Lightyear Tatoo,

~ He has earings,

~ He can drive a car,

~He can rollerskate,

~He loves Pizza,

~His favorite color is black,

We asked her what "Drum" looked like. She pulled out the picture of One Direction I drew. Then she pointed to ZAYN!!!!!

She said It was Zayn only with Brown Hair!!! This is the picture she pointed too:

I printed out this picture and gave it to her. She colored it, and added a little more:

As you can she, She added a body to Drum. She also drew a picture of herself. that is a cat on the bottom right corner. They must at the play ground because she drew a slide!! I like the matching basket ball uniforms!! Like I said, she drew the bodies!! i just drew Drum's head!!

Funny Fish!!!

I found these while searching for a fish picture. They are really funny!!!

I LOVE FISH!!! (That does include fishing!)

http://www.afsc.net/ifiquestions.html

http://www.toonpool.com/cartoons/Fish_50360

http://dennissylvesterhurd.blogspot.com/2007/08/something-fishy.html

http://www.carcabin.com/cartoon-fish/7/

What did you think?

~Raychill~

My Dad Was having fun!!!

 My Dad is soooooo funny!!! so for fun, I got together a bunch of coloring pages I drew. My Dad then Put some captions to them!!! Please leave a comment and tell me which one you like best. My Dad want to know too!!

1. Touchdown !
2. I'm back!
3. Jesus' love of the Village People was well known.."Y-M-C-A"!



Peg leg dogs CAN play sports.

Snooty cashier: "Madam, I'm sorry but we don't have change for two turtledoves."



My own...my precious.



When rabbits divorce, the craft ideas turn dark, "Ok, kids, now take that (sniff) first heart he gave you and (sniff)...CUT IT TO PIECES!"

While studying right angles, lion had an idea about putting spirals on sticks.

When French Peas from Veggie Tales sleep on their sides, they never know what they'll wake up to.

Riding through string is hard even if you have reaaaaally long legs.

Little did the butterfly know that it was a stripe not landing strip.

Catepillar, "Look a bird! I found a friend! And his mouth is wide open!"

Mary: "Jesus! Show's over! This isn't a Presentation!"

Patriotic elephants use glue to get past the "no opposable thumb" issue.

Wait til I show the other kids my mohawk! Wait...they already got them...

Nightime kick ball games are common for unicorns.

Rock a bye birdie, on the treetop. When mom flaps her wing the nest will fall...

Let's go over this again. When I'm resurrected, I'll raise my hands like this so you'll know it's me...

Aleluia!!!




~Raychill and her Dad~